abby e

she/her/hers

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

huge day for teenage girls in their twenties

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

Someone just needs to knock me tf out for the next 2 weeks plz and thnx

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

Ken taking Barbie to his Mojo Dojo Casa House to play his guitar at her while staring creepily into her eyes for 4 minutes

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

If I could go back and do it all over again, I’d tell the other sperm they can have it

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

One like and I’ll get drunk alone tonigh t and live tweet the entire twilight series

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

Wear a skirt with me to Barbenheimer. I really wanna wear a skirt but like, I don’t wanna be the only one.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Reasons Kimberly and Don Jr have allegedly broken up:
- Kimberly has her eye on Putin's son
- Kimberly hates being called "a bag of cocaine"
- Don Jr has his eye on the classier, younger MTG
- Both too busy not having jobs
- The usual: who left the crossbow on the lawn

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

@amarshall304 If I were him
I would’ve survived out of pure spite

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

Imma be real if Jack survived Titian if he would’ve ghosted Rose in 2 days tops

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

43 million Americans who were promised relief by an elected president just got screwed over by an unelected group of justices, half of whom were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote and benefited from a stolen seat.

Yep. It’s all totally fine. Nothing to see here.

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

The Supreme Court just shouldn’t exist. I don’t even think that’s a hot take it straight up should not exist.

[Rayne McGowan @iblesstherayne]

“no rush but i’m ready to dip whenever u are”

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

It’s me, hi, I’m giving myself tummy aches over anxiety it’s me

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Emotional maturity for me is primarily having gone from saying “I’ve seen this” to simply “hahaha”

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

@coreynmarie Cringe culture killed the radio star

[abby e @itsAbbyE]

Eras tour is the Super Bowl for the girlies that only know Tom Brady as Gisele’s ex

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

reboot jaws and cast a boat-destroying orca challenge