Ashley

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[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Being a stay at home like is having your supervisor come in your room at 6am and handing you all your paperwork for the day..and he needs it done in 5 minutes.. he also shit himself and is hungry for pancakes

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

You Are My Son Shine ☀️

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@dramabihh Yes the fuck you are!

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Salad perfectly balanced on the fork.. slowly moving across the bowl.. almost to my mouth.. I am a champion.. I got this... slow and steady.. SPLAT lettuce on the babies face. Damn it

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

This might just be a mental health counselor thing but does it bug anybody else that the DSM list of diagnosing criteria and codes aren’t in alphabetical order? I just.. I’m a little annoyed

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Sometimes as I’m drinking a water bottle, I get this intrusive thought that if I don’t finish it in one breath I’m going to lose. Lose what? Idk but I always end up almost drowning myself because I don’t wanna lose.

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Breast feeding be like

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@dramabihh No because I need answers. Also Lays Dill Pickle Chips 🤤🤤

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

My son started calling me baby because I call him baby and honestly it’s adorable. Open his fruit snacks...“Tank you baby”

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@dramabihh No joke I’ve never liked Oj but when I was pregnant with Austin I would drink it religiously. Now we both have to have it in the fridge lol

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Watching people try to summon P@p@ legb@ gives me so much anxiety. First of all you’re callin B@ron S@medi and he will not play no games. Second just because you watched AHS season 3 does not mean you know anything about voodoo. Get killed if ya want to.

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Facebook Ad: buy this bracelet and get to track your own sea turtle

Dude I’m not tryin to track a sea turtle I’m tryin to just let them buddies do what they do. Nosey

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

On Gaia I am never going through with another pregnancy again. This has been hell from the start. My first born? Precious Angel from the gods. Easy as pie. 2nd?! Damien from the Omen. Get out of my bod. I’m sure I will love you when you come out but right now we’re mortal enemies

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

I strongly disagree

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

3/10 would not recommend

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@deavanjohnson1 Lol I’m so sorry but I would do the exactly same thing. Ion like people... I like puppers

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@deavanjohnson1 ... I am those people

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

@prezidentemoney Yeah basically I ain’t doing it.
Gunna have to kill me the ol’ fashion way baybee

[Ashley @itsAshuhleeN]

Ok
I still can’t believe I made this perfect creature. Like...
dude..