paynestain.

wegmans sushi.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Idk if I've ever agreed with a picture more.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

#MAGA2024

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Prolly the funniest shit ive ever fuckin thought of #hawktuahpatrickstar #gimmeasteak #andhestartssuckinontheglass

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Bold af, respectfully.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

A bone-chilling new specter has escaped from an ancient artifact. The Ghostbusters are the only ones who can save you from a second Ice Age. Tickets are now on sale: https://t.co/EteJ4jSGlA #HHN #HHN33

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

@Flobot5 dm plz. youre an inspiration. 🚩🤟🏼

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Talking Dana White & Bud Light

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

@starship_cowboy I love you dawg.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Goodbye

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

"Comedy Is Subjective, (insert sheep), Isn't That What They Say? All Of You, The System That Knows So Much: You Decide What's Right Or Wrong The Same Way You Decide What's Funny Or Not."

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Can I get a @herobust b2b @crizzly set pls n thx 🍕

[Kings Dominion @KingsDominionVA]

roller coasters are hot

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

She had the #flobstuhs 🤣🦞

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

@Borgore live sets are equal to or greater than @Skrillex live sets.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

People say you can’t drink your troubles away. I say you’re just not drinking enough. Guess that’s it. Not much left to say really. Except time’s precious. Don’t f*cking waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

@Herobust dude ur rampage set.....come tf onnnnnnnnn

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

That was the most demagogic, outrageous, and divisive speech I have ever seen from an American president. Joe Biden essentially declared all those who oppose him and his agenda enemies of the republic. Truly shameful.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

Power? What is.

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

What is it exactly?

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

The amount of alfredo im making rn should be illegal

[paynestain. @itsAustinPayne]

There's no movie quote for these feelings.