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sketch boys. podcast guys.

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this wittle guy gets big boy results. don’t delay, hire tiny lawyer ron buffalo today!

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Know your Halloween rights! Full video: https://t.co/31SI27Eqil

[Rhett @kiddolphin64]

Im not intimidated by hot people I just treat them normal it’s not a big deal to be hot and it doesn’t matter to me

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Still relevant today

[cake but like, as a joke @stupidlazyjake]

do you wash your hands? important info for hand washers!

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hope tom cruise has new sunglasses in the new top gun movie

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@WillSavino Polar seltzers or bust. Don’t make yourself sick

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it’s happening, thurs 7/14. tix at https://t.co/SYVDYqaPjR

buy several more tickets than you’ll actually need. we lost all our money in nfts and crypto and need this show to go well.

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Dave N Busters is part of the daily routine. Every day. 9-5.

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Sorry about the snack table guys

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Did we fuck up and post the wrong date at first? Yes. Is that indicative of the future quality of this show? Absolutely not. We’ve fired our social media person and are taking the necessary steps to correct this.

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Sick of our bullshit? Too bad. We’ve got a show at the Rockwell in Davis square on July 14. Yes, it’s a real show. Why would you even ask that?! https://t.co/He8OAVSWlF

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Good people don’t have names that start with the letter ‘E’. Simply choose another letter.

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introducing: the new soggy bread bowl from chipotle

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Are there candles in this room?

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Reminder that conspiracy doesn’t promote drug use of any kind except ketamine which is known to help users enjoy our pod

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Shows are back this weekend 🎉 Check us out at 7:30 and 9 tonight
Tix 👇
https://t.co/h3JZMHIlKF

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Carrot cake fuckin rocks man

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Bananas Foster the people

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Can’t buy me thanksgiving babyy

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Candles. The bigger they are the longer they burn babyy