chris lowry

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris lowry watched that shitty rap video, Chris Lowry is gonna pay those 4 shitty rappers a visit soon, so they can never rap again.

[marls @marleeygray]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for @itsChrisLowry

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

#LowryQuotes tweet your lowry quotes @itsChrisLowry for a retweet

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Lowry is the reason wyse can't see straight

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

When Chris Lowry sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, Chris Lowry has never payed taxes ever

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chris Lowry says.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry can play the violin with a piano

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Batmans true identity is really Chris Lowry

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry didn't cheat death, he won fair and square

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Death once had a Near-Chris-Lowry expierence

[scuba steve @ryanm11]

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of @itsChrisLowry is called Logic

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chris Lowry says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chris Lowry

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chris Lowry can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry doesn't sleep, he waits

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

If Chris Lowry is late, time better slow the f*ck down

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

If you want a list of Chris Lowry’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

There is no such thing as tornados. Chris Lowry just hates trailer parks.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

[chris lowry @itsChrisLowry]

Chris Lowry doesn't believe in sliding doors, he does not slide them he runs through them #dontfuckwithchris