✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩

22 • MDNI
☆ thinking out loud ☆

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

When you thought someone was waving at you but it was actually to someone behind you

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

Sorry if I blocked you, it was not by mistake

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

Well thats it for today guys, I'm clocking out, goodnight.

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

Be honest, you want to have kids with me only bc of my fantastic italian genes

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ I’m a wretched little goblin man, and I want you to bear my children!
We’ll have little green mongrel kids
💬 Damnn man no ugly children around me tho https://t.co/EXMpjnoM47

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ But… I thought we were gonna have kids!?!?!?
💬 If you're the one pregnant maybe I'll consider it 😁 https://t.co/ucvG2kWi5I

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@bimbobogan 😭😭😭😭😭

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

How I felt when my best friend asked me to match halloween costume with her and her boyfriend

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@briallegedly 😭😭😭😭😭

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@34rths You cant torture this info out of me

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ if u ever have kids, they're lucky
💬 I will not, my future dog will #tellonym https://t.co/5nS6WQUfSx

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@dontkekme #druggie

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ so u smoke?
💬 No no I tried and it was a mess #tellonym https://t.co/x1z2t7pA90

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@mozinity Its either Piccolo Buco or Piccola Buca pls grammar is not an opinion (also that pizza looks amazing)

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

You met me at a very sad, sexy, horny, lonely, time of my life

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@Leon_F_T Oh my god

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ i have a few favorite people on here and ur one of them
💬 Aww😭 you prob got a few screws loose like me twin 🫶 #tellonym https://t.co/PrKpkIMplu

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ have u watched any korean dramas?
💬 Bro those are my drugggg, I've been on a kdrama slump for a while tho, I need to get back to work, any recs for recent dramas??? #tellonym https://t.co/ltw3MiKeEU

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

@uffyebanda "Drink this tea"

[andy @cronenbaddie]

sexting be like “i wish”

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

❓ How was evening last night?
💬 Can you rephrase that pls #tellonym https://t.co/EaLlzVGcvd

[✩ 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑖 ✩ @itsDeviDevi]

You met me at a very sad, sexy, horny, lonely, time of my life