Stewbert

Chess not checkers

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit mf ain't barked in 4 hours

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

If grabbing a dum dum out of the basket after a haircut after you turn 30 is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. I’ll die on this hill

[james moss @ratboyjames]

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

Great bit here

[trevy @chillextremist]

Dapping you up locomotively

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

Nailed it

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

Starting a thread of highest water bottle fill count. Strong start at the Denver airport

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

@LGAairport @iflymia .@DENAirport Terminal B, Gate 32: 3-prong, usb-a, AND usb-c ports. Comfy ass seats, could take a nap easily. 8/10

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

I swear I’ve never met an airport outlet that has actually worked

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

@LGAairport .@iflymia Terminal E, Gate 7: No outlets, plastic and metal seats, no pizzazz. 1/10

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

GANDALF:

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

@Zach_Smith05 Blew some air through my nose with this one

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

@mujhemaardo Kubernetes

[Stewbert @itsDstew]

If someone says they don’t believe in global warming just show them this 🥵

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[Suffy 🦢 @drsuffy]

Proof that when you tug on a ratchet strap, regardless of circumstances, it's never coming off nor breaking.

The words "that's not going anywhere" hold magical and religious significance, as it's the uttered words of an ancient spell, ever holding.

Even the bottom of the ocean, imploded by a thousand atmospheres, does the spell not waver in its commitment.

So, remember lads. Always tug the strap and utter the words "that's not going anywhere"

[Sherzy @SherzyOne]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 07: