Every night I watch Wheel of Fortune I think to myself “how does Pat remember all the letters and how many in each puzzle” then I’m like. It’s his job. And I remember more shit every single day😂😂😂
Omg so were at the bar watching my bro play pool and I’m scrolling thru Instagram talking out loud about the bachelor starting and I look up and everyone is at attention for the National Anthem but me😭😭😭😂😂
I was asked for relationship advice yesterday. Like when to text, when to call, why aren’t they saying hi, should I avoid them? OMG THE STRESS. So glad I can text Tim 50x in 5 mins or nothing for 5 hours and we both could care less😂❤️
Agreed to do a favor at work for the weekend and my boss immediately asks what kind of wine do you like? I’m gonna bring you a really nice bottle on Monday🥰🍷 I hope your physicians treat you this good if you’re a PA/NP
Came into work with a skirt on this morning and night shift goes “you know it’s nice outside if Kaitlyn is wearing a skirt in winter” 😂⛄️ #alwayshavemyspaceheateron