Hardy

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Today was the kind of day where I understand how someone could become an alcoholic...

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

I don't have a smartphone.. I have a phone that shows potential, but refuses to apply its self.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve..

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

BEER RULE 101: A beer in the hand is better than two in the fridge.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

There's a greater understanding behind the people who bring value and mean a something in our lives, remember always appreciate them.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

There is nothing more dangerous than someone with a brain who doesn't know how to use it.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you'll still never get your own back.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

You know it's good advice, when your still confused afterwards.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

My doctor said I should drink more wine. Well, he actually said "less beer", but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Women are just smarter, craftier and way more seductive than us. The safest thing we can do is shut the fück up and give them foot massages.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

Do you ever go on Youtube just to watch a music video & then 5 hrs later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

[Hardy @itsGEECHI]

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I hate when people steal my ideas and post them before I think of them O_o