Andy

every 182 times you blink, you become a little more punk rock

[Andy @itsGoombas]

The citronella smell is the worst part of this entire world

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Just picked up some dick pills at Grocery Outlet, they having a steal of a deal

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Dude, when was the last time you got the wind knocked out of you. Kinda miss it

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Inside me there is two wolves, one just wants to chill, one wants to play game

[Andy @itsGoombas]

I have two different kinda of cherries my stomach surely won’t hurt right?

[Andy @itsGoombas]

The Yukon Cornelius of toe sucking

[Andy @itsGoombas]

I wonder what the first birds thought of airplanes

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Bring back popped polos

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Chruch pane windows are gods greatest gift to this earth

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Just sucked a dum dum off the stick. What up

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Hydrate or die straight

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Imagine hitting your vape while doing a cold plunge

[Andy @itsGoombas]

New fav Biden quote

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

"Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11." - Joe Biden

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I'm in TEARS LMFAOOOOOOOO WTF

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Incredible

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

“Go jack off in the fucking parking lot, you dumb fuck.”

Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

[Andy @itsGoombas]

There’s just something about cabbage

[Andy @itsGoombas]

Goo-gone is pure umami

[Andy @itsGoombas]

“When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, and they gave me whippets”