Jack

perpetual motion machine

[colin @bonyromo]

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Thinking back to where i was a year ago today, january 6, 2021. Sitting in my living room eyes glued to the television feeling scared and confused. It was my first time seeing m night shamalan the village. Overall thought it was a good ass movie

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

You invite me to a party. You and wife had a 3 hour argument about inviting me. “Ive known him forever babe” you say. “Yeah. thats the problem” she says, slamming the bathroom door. 3 hours later I show up wearing this and I keep referring to myself in 3rd person as The Whirlwind

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I gotta get into a shootout on top of a moving train before the summer ends

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Skyrim Dap Up Anything Mod

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

All I wanna do is go to the park today! 🤩☀️ #springbreak

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

peak covid lockdown I was hitting the dab pen a lot and one night I hit it too hard and started tearing up watching a Scott the Woz video because I loved how much he loves gaming

[truffle @T_R_U_F_F_L_E]

Just got a new haircut, the barber called it “the cobbler’s lament” he said it’s the first of its kind and he won’t ever perform it on another head as long as he lives.

[peepo (PLAY MY GAME!!) @peepo173]

just secured the craziest cop of my life

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

a giant died on the outskirts of my town and now the rain and the snow are red. the air tastes like iron. so no, i cant host.

[Troy @berd_ow]

I’m 21 👍

[GORDON @VisualNostalgia]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

nothing better than having a beer with your best friend

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

ur a sick fuck for what u did on that island

[bosshog @BossHogOfficial]

We’ll see who cancels who on the battleground of ideas