Kaiser

He/Him. Oxford Dictionary in the streets - Urban Dictionary in the sheets. £ItsKaiserJay

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

#TwitpicTheBlackestPictureInYourPhone https://t.co/qWUVD0PqEL

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

Your favourite streamers adore using slurs; claiming it's "in the heat of the moment" or "gamer words". Meanwhile this young lady is high as a kite and instinctively doesn't say them. Do better.

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@pleasantlytwstd @okaydrian @RayApollo @MDee14 You're switching to "sports mode" in case Vanessa gives you one of these?

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@Thoufeux You're... not wrong

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

If anyone wants to know what living in London sounds like, it's the sound of bricklayers arguing over who they'd rather sleep with during the day and this at night.

[コンコン日和🦊🐺 @qonqon_biyori]

キツネ村の日常

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@Trist_Chi I feel like it's a cry for help from the Walgreens' thermometer

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

Errr @Trist_Chi is your hometown ok?

[Robert Zubek @rzubek]

I guess winter in Chicago has officially started.

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@slurm316 Right? Thankfully I've already blocked The S*n, the Tories and Wetherspoons...

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@slurm316 Same. Unfortunately cause I had to look it up, Google now thinks I'm a bricky

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

This Tweet is brought to you by me listening to builders next door arguing over whether "the wide eyed girl from that chess show is bangable" 🙃

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

Without downloading any new pics, where’s your mental health at?

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

Disney creating a WALL-E NFT pushing us further towards a WALL-E reality might be the most Disney thing I've seen in years.

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

My picks. I feel as if each of them could break Batman mentally and/or physically

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Okay. If you can’t mention the Joker or Harley Quinn, who are your three favorite bat-villains?

Any era, any medium. Just your three faves.

#3BestBatBadGuys

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@blurbette Had to Google the original clip and it didn't disappoint https://t.co/fWi5sfpVhj

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@okaydrian

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

I'm MSN Groups years old.

[Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan]

Tell me how old you are via a defunct technology you once used. I’ll start; I’m “https://t.co/CTcVkgWbdE” years old

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

If I were a woman on the internet, I'd immediately have someone in my mention explaining how NFTs work...

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

"You’ll never again have to say goodbye to the sandwich you love.”

McDonald’s is creating a limited number of NFTs or non-fungible tokens in celebration of its McRib sandwich’s 40th anniversary ⤵️ https://t.co/0yTjGiyT4q

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@JrocTheGod I might have to deactivate my sim card on the 12th so I can't make the worst decisions (plural) of my life...

[Kaiser @itsKaiserJay]

@okaydrian