Luke Haslam

Hi, Welcome to Trader Joe’s! She/He/They

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

Y’all what am i supposed to do if i run out of toilet paper in college NOBODY PREPARED ME FOR THIS

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

Who wants to send me any amount of money to decorate the wall above my bed with posters/art/etc <3

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

Okay partner and i broke up but should i still get this for myself

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@adalynaubrey just said this is how much they love me. Anyone wanna help me interpret this i love them so much

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@AshleyAvakian Mmm what flavor 😋

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

https://t.co/mj9xmJ6UaA

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@ItsMadisonSLee Moobs

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@ItsMadisonSLee You don’t put him in there, he comes when he likes and he WILL be staying

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@m1tch1e Taking volunteers?

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@aspensexyfrfr I FEEL THIS SO HARD THEYRE JUST NICER AND SO FUN?!?

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

Hi if you’re one of my best friends you now have a <3 next to your first name in my contacts cuz you’re my favorite __(Name)__ that i know and i love you 🥰

Except for gf, gf gets <4 cuz i love her more sorry friends

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

Teacher just said “type ‘facts’ or ‘cap’ in the chat window”

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

DO. NOT. LOOK. UP. SEXY. MOON. PICS.

WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@oatmilfshake Alright well I’m pretty sure the cdc says please do

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@oatmilfshake Did you wait two weeks?

[Luke Haslam @itsLukeiguess]

@ItsMadisonSLee Normalize “worstie”