Alyssa 🐬

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[d @blndddtt]

boneless wings are sooo fire when there ain’t a bitch in ur ear saying they’re chicken nuggets

[Flavortown @flavortown]

The spin-off we need

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[Danii Horror @daniihorror]

my body is not a temple..it's the SAW bathroom

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

nobody:
edward in biology class:

[Syd🌞 @sydddbell]

HELP ME GET MY CARE PACKAGE... @MichelobULTRA

[Alyssa 🐬 @itsLyss14]

@katie_larowe

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

[YEO CIG!! @YEOCIG]

Once you over 25 you don’t need no alarm. Ya problems gon wake you up right on time.

[💎 TS Negro Genesis Evangelion will TTYL. 🦯 💎 @afrodykee]

Benadryl really said “you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious”

[Alyssa 🐬 @itsLyss14]

@ChaseGuillory Yeah they take out taxes 🤣🤣

[z @zziak22]

getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I felt something

[clintoris @clintoris]

normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort

[lover boy with love @ThatBoyJordynnn]

I wish I wish with all my might, that my stimmy hits by tomorrow night 😂😂😂