itsmotch

26. Canadian. Game Player. Software Developer.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[coely coely coely @beeinbostonn]

27 is lowkey the first year of being alive

[a @kirkspend]

it's a different typa retardation to not be able to get over your ex

[☆Mazio @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[aymi @aymikuma]

Thanks @discord, you guys really just ruined my relationship with my eboyfriend. We had an edate at 4pm but your servers were “down” I know you losers over there in your office did this just to ruin our relationship, I hope you all are happy for what you done.

[ratte @rattecs]

need a slur for people who aimlessly just queue ranked games expecting to improve while running around on autopilot

[Max @1VeryChillDude]

If you’re a single, able bodied man under 30 - spend as much time as you can posting online OR playing video games

[valentine @valawakened]

plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[z @meoww739]

my bud got cheated on

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[voidzu 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌑 @voidzuva]

i might be hard to talk to at first but i scale well late game i promise

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

I know you can feel our soul tie you avoidant loser

[• @yducknow]

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

https://t.co/zGVg2GpjFo

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."