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I am the New-Metal Man from New Processes Land || @itsmycroft is this true???

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July, 1879: With odds strongly in favor of Hertfordshire, Marylebone Cricket Club bowler Wm. Mycroft snatches victory from the jaws of defeat in the 2d innings by taking an astonishing 9 wickets, for 8 runs. In the crowd & freshly 20 years old, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle takes note.

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

What’s the lore behind your name?
Let’s hear it.

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@boonesghost @earl_brann46126 @DisavowTrump20 right in front of our faces...

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@boonesghost @earl_brann46126 @DisavowTrump20 maybe you're confused because Trump and Elon stole the last election

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@boonesghost @earl_brann46126 @DisavowTrump20 you're thinking of Trump

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@SahleKathy @earl_brann46126 @DisavowTrump20 you're thinking of Trump

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@earl_brann46126 @DisavowTrump20 you measure presidential success by how much they steal?

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@ChicoDelPeligro excellent collection of Elvira fridge magnets though

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@ChicoDelPeligro i went into a goth store last week with mrs croft, and i could feel how mogged the beautiful stylish worker goths were by my authentic depression

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@davidharsanyi war isn't won by a kill counter, you're thinking of video games

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this must feel great

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

just found out that walruses like to stick their tusks out of the water and hold on to the ice and just float

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@WarrenVsCCP America would kick him out, throw his shit away, and bulldoze the structure

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@Sohnie @WarrenVsCCP in China, they have homes

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@nicksortor Trump grafted 14,000,000$ and fixed nothing. no one needs to sabotage Trump, he does bad all on his own

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@amyklobuchar we broke it, we bought it. maybe quit taking AIPAC's money (and orders)

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@soulphoodie Friday changed how I eat cereal

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@z_e_silver but then who will sell our secrets on the black market or tell us Iran is one month away from having nuclear weapons?

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@GuntherEagleman so your whole schtick is actually sexual frustration?

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@lelemSLP @oswaldalalmeida Palestine and Lebanon

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@Berg0ut @clashreport Iran is a normal country

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@Acyn the strait was already open, dingleberry