Michaella

Ok I want onion rings

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

@emmyjeanyy wuts wrong bubble

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"It smells like alcohol and desperation in here"

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

I keep thinkin oh whats @emmyjeanyy doin? Shes probably workin at dunks down the street but NO shes in VERMONT 😕😕

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Havnt pooped in three days! Help!!!
#colonoscopy

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Lily and sydneys car smelled wicked bad and it was cause there was a giant piece of meat rotting in the trunk :-> yum

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

...i sweAR

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Emma thought there was poop on my leg :-) but it was brown paint :-)

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Does anyone know when the next Clara Day is gonna be? I wanna make a T shirt for it

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

"How do u guys kno eachother?"
"..she gave birth to us"

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Its okay to eat a whole pizza by yourself

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@lilypack lolin

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

If you want me to stay away from you just wear a fedora and that will do the trick

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Good tunes make me a happy gal

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

I asked the man at Tedeskis the other night how his night was going and he told us he went dumpster diving and found a leather couch

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Wouldnt it be terrible if ppl got notified when u screenshot stuff they post...Then every1 would kno how much i secretly make fun of them:-)

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

I JUST SAW MR. MEADOWS

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I like the word lovers most when its in between the words meat and pizza

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But should i definitely bring my roller blades to college????

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

Who cares if you have a muffin top thats the best part of the muffin anyway

[Michaella @itsNotCryItsCyr]

I miss wonder bread