Michael Countryman

GAYZILLA!!!!!!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@DiamanteKid Ok you live like 9 hours and 37 minutes from your future husband!!!!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary it’s been 9 years since I got drunk at a house party and made a Twitter!! When I first made it I was so drunk I miss-spelled my name!

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

@kevinabstract We teach our bottoms to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to bottoms, you can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise, you would threaten the top.

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@kailssss__ You deserve that because you are a sinner!!!

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

A fun thing about being gay is that you’re not straight

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@Holdentxhollow Some of these look like people we went to school with!!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

who could even? but also who would even want to? 🍑

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

A white woman wearing turquoise jewelry is always 5mins away from saying something that’s a lil whacky

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@keelyshae1226 That’s crazy to hear from a person that I just dropped as a friend!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

I’m not saying that it would solve all the world’s problems or anything but I feel like me having a cool edgy lesbian friend would be a step in the right direction!!!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@keelyshae1226 LOVES MUFF PIE!! And won’t leave me alone about it!!!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

@DezCacciotti I am forever down for a night of debauchery and shenanigans in Austin!!!

[Michael Countryman @itsQueenMichael]

Any girl who dates my little brother better get me a muffin basket or something because I’ve spent 16 years making sure he is not a toxic misogynistic dick bag!!!

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

give 👏 the 👏 covid 👏 vaccine 👏 to 👏 horny 👏 people 👏 first 👏

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

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[katya @EhresmanKatya]

This snow in Texas is incredible!!!