Rachel Purviance

I’m probably only going to tweet about TV. Ball State Alum #chirpchirp 📍Indy ➡️🏡

[Bree Amaral @breeamaral13]

Me to @Ticketmaster when they moved the Taylor Swift Capital One presale with no real warning

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

@jimmyfallon I chose to sit in the queue and on Twitter all day for #TSTheErasTour tickets instead of working…. #whyigotfired

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

I can believe Ticketmaster and Live Nation have the audacity to email me about *other* shows and events all damn day yesterday and today. The AUDACITY.

[steph ❤️‍🔥 @moodymirrorball]

ticketmaster really said

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

when it’s easier to get a blue check mark than @taylorswift13 tickets <<

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Ticketmaster error: “backend is unhealthy” yeah i bet it is.

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Twitter is helping me to stay laughing over this insanity. Thanks Swifties. We may not be able to get a presale code, but at least we’re funny.

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Which cookie flavor do we have to release to get a Taylor Swift Ticketmaster email today 🥺

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

This would be funny if it wasn’t so stressful.

[Netflix @netflix]

in my Trying To Get Eras Tickets era

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

The Swiftle keeps me humble.

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Dang. Hearing @edhelms belt out “my heart will go on” was not something I knew that I needed for my Wednesday but what a finish. Brava, Andy, brava. 👏 #officeladies

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Can someone please tell all the car dealerships in southern Indiana that we need actually fewer kids and animals in the commercials? Not more?

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

@jimmyfallon 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ 😁

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Mkay but “Wanda” was a pretty good clue for the #Password “Cosmo” - I may have also gone with “Carrie”

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

I love a good blackout episode. #omitb

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Ope. Just googled and learned it’s actually spelled broccoli rabe yet pronounced like rob. Feel like the biggest midwesterner ever.

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

I save episodes of #homecooking for when I need a pick me up because @HrishiHirway and @CiaoSamin ALWAYS make me laugh. Today I listened to the ep with Jason Mantzoukas (hilarious) and Samin mentions Broccoli Rob. And here I thought that was just Andy’s frenemy on @theofficetv

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Overheard while working at a theme park in the middle of summer: “wait, what day is it?”

It was me. I said it. Thank goodness it’s *checks watch* July.

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

Overheard at @panerabread.
Little girl to her mom: we should go to @Target but not buy anything.
Me to me: ahhh, we’ve converted another one. 🤣

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

I AM NO LONGER EXCITED. ☹️ But I had a hunch. 😒 #ThisIsUsFinalChapter

[Rachel Purviance @itsRACHPossible]

I’ve been waiting for a Miguel-centered episode for years!! Excited!! #ThisIsUsThefinalchapter