Sassy Stephanie

Just add water.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

I’m sorry but McDonalds is ACTUALLY my weakness and my answer to everything.

Had a rough day? McDonalds.

Got your period? McDonalds.

Broke but hungry? McDonalds

Successfully went to the gym for a week? McFUCKINGdonalds

#mcsponserme #McDonalds

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

Greys should’ve made a spin off with Rose. There. I said it.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

Went to sleep with $160 worth of cute and funny teacher T-shirts in online shopping carts. Who’s betting I click “confirm order” by the end of the day? #nowillpower #shoppingtherapy

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

Oh and my textbooks for grad school got shipped to LI instead of Connecticut.
My unemployment literally never came in so I just lost out on all of that money...?

It’s fine I’m fine it’s fine alright.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

My life rn:
Closing date on the house keeps getting pushed back.
Still don’t have a district email so I’m missing ALL the important information.
Foster dog got sick & was given to a more experienced foster mom.
Grad school starts tomorrow & my computer got lost in the mail.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

I know it’s only 9:30 but I’m teacher tired..... and also wide awake from anxiety brain. WHY AM I MAKING CHECKLISTS IN MY HEAD RN.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

How does one post about her amazon teacher wish list again without seeming pushy.............. I got a ton of things but not everything and like maybe people didn’t see it idk send help

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

Back on twitter after years without it.... how do I do this again....??

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@chrissyteigen Definitely a long shot... but FIRST YEAR TEACHER HERE! Going to be teaching in New Haven CT! Anything anyone could do to help would be amazing!

https://t.co/4t6VOMezzV

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@_kaylatutino Just tryna get free nugs

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

I’m sorry but McDonalds is ACTUALLY my weakness and my answer to everything.

Had a rough day? McDonalds.

Got your period? McDonalds.

Broke but hungry? McDonalds

Successfully went to the gym for a week? McFUCKINGdonalds

#mcsponserme #McDonalds

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@aiiirwrecka I’m obsessed with hating Natalie I want her to stay so I can bitch about her for a few more weeks 😂😂😂😂

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@ashleytav28 OMG

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@biggcitydreams @marieaffatigato My cousins bunnies may be having babies... i could get you one... lol

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@ashleytav28 I’m kinda concerned I never got this

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@jennabrianaaa New York City crepe?

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@ashleytav28 I live for these. never stop.

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

@ashleytav28 @teresaqhoang YES

[Sassy Stephanie @itsSassySteph]

My mom is mad at me because I would let her take a picture of me going to Staff Day at school 😒