supa

[Nk @Marthasson1]

I can't sign the nda man
My niggas gotta know

[Abeka 🌋 @kofiiklein]

Piano dey your house,you say you be street boy ei.

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

👧: “I’ve been vomiting since morning,I think it’s malaria”

The triplets in your stomach:

[ashy @berryunreal]

stuck in an endless loop of heartache

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

Forget labadi beach. The heat all Dey here.

[🇪🇸 @newreyreal2]

Georgina: “since you’re no longer with your country can we now support mine?”

Ronaldo:

[tsu ྀི @tsuakies]

dying in ur ult on rivals has to be top 3 most humiliating things ever

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case!

A lifeline here for Manchester City!

[Corde 🐉 @Cordeeeeee]

I never raged at games till I started playing rivals

[𝓜𝓐𝓓ᵘ @TM_D_1]

Tried high carb diet gimmick for bulking and got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

SAKA is the PEDRI of right wingers
PEDRI is the SAKA of central midfielders

Two heavy mids😭😂

[Altaf ;) @altaaaf10]

Finished the snacks in the cinema during the Ads

[(fan) Alex⁸ @UTDAlex8]

🚨Paul Scholes on Jude Bellingham after his performance against Spain:

“The way Jude Bellingham is playing, I think it’s time for him to stand on his own. He should stop living under the shadow of anyone at Real Madrid.

We saw what he did at the World Cup… one of the best players there. Yet somehow, people are pushing Kylian Mbappé for the Ballon d’Or while Jude Bellingham is barely being talked about.

Look at what Jude did in his first two seasons at Madrid. He was playing like a striker and a midfielder at the same time, scoring, creating and helping them win trophies. That was the last time Madrid looked like a complete team.

Then someone came in and suddenly everyone forgot about Jude.

Why are Real Madrid struggling when they have a player like Bellingham? Build the team around him. He can score, dribble, create and control games.

Honestly, I blame Madrid. They had a system that was working, then decided to bring someone else in and change everything.”

[Rey Cantú @reycantu21]

Nunca me va a alegrar la lesión de ningún jugador, ni siquiera de equipos rivales.

Pero la única oportunidad que tiene el Madrid de jugar bien, es con este fuera, ya lo vimos en marzo de este año cuando decidió borrarse.

[⛩️ @7ahul]

Arteta at the court hearing as a ‘special witness’

[ray 🫯 @hobisray]

your situationship finding out you skipped breakfast

[$aint Papi the Cross 🪖 @yourexWavy]

Nigeria na Gotham na we just never realize 😂

[Miguel @Miguel_RMadrid7]

El fútbol será un deporte mejor cuando este anormal se retire.

[Garry @JakporG]

In other words it’s Rodrygo who understands and not Kylian. Thank you for this submission that Kylian doesn’t understand movements, positioning and timing. We are getting somewhere