yashar

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[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if you have fun without me you should DIE!!!!!!!!!

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[yashar @itsYashar]

told my mom shes wearing crazy house socks bc shes wearing hospital socks and then I had to sit through a lecture

[keegan @FranziaMom]

unfortunately I’m sayin “computa” a shit ton these days

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What if - as a "bit" - you allowed yourself to be vulnerable?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[yashar @itsYashar]

i know some kf y’all crying to that olivia rodrigo album…not me though 😂😂😭😭😭

[Ash @newashcamp]

Developing a new type of humor in which there is no punchline and it's not funny and you don't enjoy it

[yashar @itsYashar]

young the giant having darren criss sing cough syrup in nyc when im seeing them next week 💔💔💔

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Finally saw Obsession. They should make movie theaters where you can pace around and smoke

[Frost 🧃👽 @Justin7Credible]

This guy at work is literally called “Dada” I just had to message him good morning Dada on teams

[tear @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[yashar @itsYashar]

checking in at:
https://t.co/hyoKxuyUY8

[Priya Satia @PriyaSatia]

“The AI is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you…”

[yashar @itsYashar]

just saw two bunnies hopping over each other 🥹🥹🥺🥺

[yashar @itsYashar]

was talking to a lesbian on the flight with me and then she mentioned her husband

[BOSS @thebeautyofsaas]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

[frye @___frye]

who decided there should be spice receptors at both ends of the human digestive tract. feels like a bit of a design flaw

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

owing me money and having plasma in your body is crazy