Zach Segui

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[Zach Segui @itsZACHsegui]

My buddy in Italy posting espresso martinis at 3pm saying “this is what 0% GDP growth looks like”

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Lisan al gaib

[kache @yacineMTB]

you just know xi's daughter / barron trump's wedding would go INSANE

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@QuestoCazzo4 @SaucebossC In a full room, 4 gonna be having a conversation with themself

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Marques needs to double-down:

1. Legally his first name to “Wallpaper.” Wallpaper Brownlee.

2. Add a $380,000/yr “Enterprise” plan for wallpapers. Shock the haters.

3. Dedicate his entire channel to wallpaper reviews. 45 minute, daily vlogs doing in-depth teardowns of a burnt sienna wallpaper with a subtle gradient.

4. Raise $300M from SoftBank. Something about “connecting the world through subscription wallpapers”

5. Buy 150 Fiskers. Wrap them in wallpaper promos and park them outside of every major concert venue.

6. Drop $50M sponsoring every episode of the Talk Tuah podcast. Get upcoming guests like Hillary Duff and Charlie Sheen showing off their premium wallpapers.

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4. some of these messages are too heinous to share y'all deserve jail

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People keep sh*t posting to my AI chatbot

1/🧵

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3. ...

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2. Idk why I expected anything less

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1. I like to think my clients are happy with our product lol

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Thought this was a Toyota commercial

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

Iranian 🇮🇷 state TV just ran this

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It should be illegal for Ubers to accept if they’re farther than 10 mins away

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I’m pretty sure AI AirPods are the right hardware modal for native ai integration, who’s working on this?

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I’ll never forgive the ppl that promoted micro plastic sous vide

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anybody that made masters division in b02 is supremely successful in life now

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@limitlessjest @bchrhlldy

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@AndyHVandenBerg @ChrisGure This is the world’s greatest AI opportunity I call it the AI concierge - (https://t.co/xH2N3odh5c) I give the ai parameters on rough estimate criteria and it guides people toward submitting contact forms like a good sales guide. Users are satisfied, business looks good.

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@chevyfresco Aggressive

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 My brain when I see this

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Just saw a lady buy a single $10 roll of recycled paper towel.

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Nothing makes me feel more poor, than the grocery stores in Point Loma