You want some? come get some

I'm not gonna sit around and sing some old sad song... I live everyday knowing it could be my last, I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

[Mwizi Khafila @mwizikhafila]

hakuna feeling mbaya kushinda ile yenye msee hukuokolea every time uko down akikuitisha favour lakini hauko in position kumsaidia

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Shida Twitter users wako nayo is that people are becoming willingly obtuse. You can say something straightforward and people will still miss the point. You say the sky is blue. Some nigga says "so you want to say it can't be grey or green?" No nigga. That's NOT the point here

[triscuit✧ @bidbogybenz]

Nairobi CBD is an ugly dumpster shit hole
Brooo

[You want some? come get some @its_1somewhere]

@BrianOpangao Sawa, weka kitu basi

[You want some? come get some @its_1somewhere]

@BrianOpangao Walikukosea wapi😁😁

[You want some? come get some @its_1somewhere]

@BrianOpangao 😁😁 why are you questioning your judgement. I'm just a girl

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Heri sasa yule alikuwa anapika even if it was with difficulties. Huyu wa sai akiguza tuu maji baridi ya kitchen anaanza kutetemeka. Kazi ni kuorder tuu chakula from Glovo. Shetani ameaamua haniwachi this time round ffs

[MOgada @m_ogada]

I'm struggling economically in 2026, and my president wants me to join a conversation about a plan for what he thinks might happen in 2060. Miss me with that ginene.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

You're at risk of coming across a dumb 13 year old kid's opinion on twitter at any point in time and I am not happy about it.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Ni saa sita na bado hatuna main character of the day? On a Sunday? The whole tl needs a reset.

[You want some? come get some @its_1somewhere]

@moneyacademyKE When is Safaricom PLC disbursing their dividends

[KAT @reallKAT]

I know everything will be alright, but i need one crazy assist from God this August.

[DEUCALION💀 @_deucalio]

Bestie andika namba kwa tirries na unitumie nikuekee kakitu😘🤪

[Blessed😈 @Blessedonx1]

It’s Remontada month, may we recover all losses

[DO2UN @oluwayeml]

all forms of bad luck, lack and stagnation this August.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Kupata mtoto while balls deep in the gutters only means the horse already left the barn, it's Over, Over with a capital O. You're going to live the rest of your days in squalor, surrounded by the dead-eyed stares of your unambitious wife and futureless ugly child

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Life is like a jungle, and the jungle has no saints, just breakfast and dinner

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Have spent hours here, lonely, irrigating my throat with this 1litre of water while looking at women who will be my type once I have money. Money, if I catch you....kiawa!

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

Matatu hukua chaotic Asf Jana kuna mama amekaa kando yangu na mtoi kidogo kidogo mtoi akauliza mamake " mum tunaenda wapi na hatujaoga" nakuambia tumecheka karibu dereva aingie kwa mtaro