Ismail Vilayat Hussain

Unapologetically, a frustrated loud-mouth in need of answers

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@neoviky @kunalb11 I'm world 😂

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@san_x_m @mahiraa_1 😂
Forever = 6 months?

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@heartofstonne No wonder I'm single 😂

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From "Sir" - or "ma'am" - standing to signify the venerable, to occasionally using it to call out an absolute dimwit, we've come a long way.

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@Truly_Arsh

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I just had my colleague tell me they'll not attend any calls and won't be able available coz they're going to work from office tomorrow: So much for "We"re more productive when we're together "

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@pachtaogaybro Now this is a relatable tweet

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@kadaipaneeeer You're getting ₹10 cashback?

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My first thought after using an iPhone - YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHES!

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No bro, nahi sunni kahani teri, humara bhi katta tha, iqrar hua tha.

#KahaniSuno

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Question to those who don't follow anyone on IG: what do you even see on your feed? Unsolicited mujra?

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@itsGeeeeeet Ask @KMbappe

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@Yoonothing_ Yes, "imagine".

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The universe has a great sense of irony:
This morning I woke up and thought to myself "I shall not judge people and make friends" only to left swipe on a couple of dozen people in less than half a minute.

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@rawimistry @krishnaeyee @Twitter employees agree.

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@MonikaP34435512 Once you have enough for your needs and wants, it sure does make you question what is it that you want? What makes you "happy"?

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@Paytm stock price and my love-life hitting new lows everyday.

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@WarkePranav I'm a "kanhi bhi le chalo" person

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@elonmusk @elonmusk send you back

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@wealth_director Thanks!