Riley Culley

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

Who’s the ass hole sitting behind a desk trying to tell me that my “suggested serving size”
is 14 Doritos?
I just wanna know how companies been paying someone to come up with this bull shit for way to long now.

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

“You never met a mother fucker quite like me”

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

So is there like an adult fat camp I can go too? Cause I don’t think I can ever go back to vasa..

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

At least 4 shots of espresso to get my ass out of bed in the morning.

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

Aaron Rodgers Is the greatest of all time.

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@Brownbear1020 I was at your house on Friday.. by the way I think I have to cancel, my bed is calling me

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

If your snap chat story is longer than 10 seconds and your name isn’t @_JNash_ don’t plan on me watching it.

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@storietimeee They can even sit right next to you😂

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@storietimeee I am

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

This sounds basic as hell but it’s a line out of the book I’m currently reading.

“Shifting our focus from a tight grip of anxiety, self pity, and guilt, toward a fuller experience of the authentic self.”

And damn..

[Dalton Schultz @BinghamBaller9]

After getting the call to leave the middle of my first padded practice as a Cowboy, I left for the airport immediately and thankfully was able to make it in time for the most important event in my life. Theodore James Schultz was born Saturday night at 11:45 PM. 7 pounds 8 o…

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@kcloward23 What kind of bear was it Kendal😂

[Dakota Hood @Kotahood]

I’m sorry, but I’ll never be okay with being just average. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

Damn,,, @ Apple why the hell can’t I leave a FaceTime video message?! It’s 2018 and I can pay my truck payment with Face ID but I can’t leave a video message?🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t need explanations, but I expect results..

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

My Uber popped two tires dropped me off at a random maverick and tried to tell me I was going to pay for the ride. Ask me how his night went🤷🏼‍♂️

[sean @SeanBell_]

really done taking people for granted so do not be surprised if you get an "I Love you" text out of the blue .. whether we talked yesterday or 3 years ago, if you helped me with something I ain't forgetting bout it

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@_JNash_ Clean your mirror you filthy animal

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

@hottytoddy187 @Dsmithy69 lol it would be Todd that doesn’t know how to spell your name

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

I won’t back down to anything. Or anything put on my shoulders. I’ve been to hell and back and came out stronger! Nothing will slow me down.

[Riley Culley @its_RPCulley]

If your day came tomorrow and you didn’t have a chance to do anything else you wanted, or the chance to say something to someone. Would you be satisfied with yourself or are you leaving things unsaid? Tell people you love them and don’t be afraid to chase a dream!