Saidee ♡

tamu 🤠

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[. @23meeeryy]

me tuve que poner a fumar en el ikea para que m echaran, no encontraba la salida

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

I’ll block a bitch on Microsoft Teams

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

I’m not cheating but im ngl you can't see my phone

[𝜗℘ @laceiie]

how soon is too soon to show them your possessive tendencies lmk

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

does anybody need anyone to be cussed out im finna get my period

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[☆ @irritat3dAf]

Didn’t go to the gym today