Muhammad Shaff Ahsan

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[Muhammad Shaff Ahsan @its__shaff]

Yes.

[Yousuf Nazar @YousufNazar]

The budget speech will not tell you about this:

"$8.7 billion subsidies for the rich and entitled in Pakistan are rarely discussed nor subject to parliamentary approval or oversight. To understand how large these numbers are, consider this: they exceed the entire federal development budget. They are larger than Pakistan’s annual spending on health and education combined. And here is the killer: in a single year, Pakistan gives away more in tax exemptions than it borrows from the IMF over three years.

This is how the system works. Tax the people. Exempt the powerful. Organised interests lobby for exemptions. The executive grants them through SROs. Parliament never votes. The FBR publishes sectoral totals that obscure more than they reveal. The IMF demands reform. The government commits. The exemptions remain. The people bear the burden. The cycle repeats. The Tax Expenditure Report 2025 shows us what we lose: $8.7 billion annually. It does not show us who gains. But we know."

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@GiorgiaMeloni That final look from Meloni? Pure "kya chutiya admi hai ye modi"

[Ayaz @ayaz4pm]

HOW IT UNFOLDED: 🚨🚨🚨

Basically, as we all know, the US has zero presence inside Pakistan. No embassy, nothing at all. Army Chief’s phone was switched off so Whatsapping him was not possible. So the CIA came up with a brilliant fool-proof plan. They asked Donald Lu to have lunch with Pakistan’s ambassador Asad Majeed Khan and issue a threat knowing very well that he is going to write a cipher to inform Imran Khan. After carefully studying Khan’s behaviour for years, they were 97.14% certain that Khan would not read the letter addressed to him because the only letters Khan reads are fan-mail and love letters full of praises.

But, because the CIA knew all about how Pakistan’s internal and secret communications are carried out, they were well aware that a copy of that cipher will be sent to the Army Chief as well, and that’s how they can finally connect with him and get the message across. So they were ready to take on the 2.86% chance that Khan may ignore the letter completely. A risky move, straight out of a Mission Impossible movie. But it had to be done. There was no other way to signal their intent. So they went ahead with it.

But the CIA ran out of luck, because Khan ended up reading the threat letter that was sent to him from his own appointee in DC. And that, my friends, is how CIA’s brilliant fool-proof plan was exposed.

[Muhammad Shaff Ahsan @its__shaff]

@RxCommerceMogul Fawad Chaudhary or Shehzad Akbar.

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Last few moments of PTI govt in 2022 😭

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*Netenyahu thinks about Paksitan*

Khawaja Asif:

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One year ago today 🇵🇰

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[Muhammad Shaff Ahsan @its__shaff]

@iAnumSheikh If feel pity for these kind of youthias they are not evil, they are just stupid.

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@Blahhhhhh34 Also what the fuck does he mean by LANGUAGE URDU KA.???? Like?

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Just realised is loray k 2.4 million followers hain????? What the actual fuck??? Kisi chuttar chapar ganju ko famous kr detay ho tum log.

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@DrAwab Us ne bhi chawal maari, tu bhi ye bol k chawal mar raha.

[Muhammad Shaff Ahsan @its__shaff]

@iemziishan Wo gandu political analysis de raha jo kal keh raha tha bilawal current foreign minister hai, i mean what in retarded hell is this???

[Abdullah Kun @bin_zeshan]

A win streak of 555 matches is the most insane record I have ever seen

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@audaciousM__ Patwaris be wildin.

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@iemziishan Agr is gandu se pocha na, k han batao kitnay saal hakoomat ki is ko ye pata koi ni honay, guranteed, jis loru ko ye nahi pata tha k current foreign minister kon hai wo twitter pe aa k baatien chodta hai.

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@audaciousM__ Maturity is realising imran khan is NOT a politician at all.