Alisa 🫀

Wife and a muva

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

Sometimes I wanna die, then I hit my vape and I’m okay again

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

I just hate everyone 🫶🏼

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

TikTok keeps showing me videos of the new Snow Whites interviews and she seems like a raging asshole.

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

I fucking hate everyone 😂

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

I cannot wait to go on vacation and tan my ass cheeks

[🐌 @Wheeema]

when someone touches me & i wasn’t prepared for physical contact

[🎀 @saeshamarie]

wake up , stalk my ho & start my day

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

Yeah, with a bat.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Would you open the door?

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

When bitches that weigh 400+ pounds have the balls to say they are starving every month I fucking CACKLE

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

I’ve never been so distraught in my life

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

Hoop tea is waaaay better than twisted teas.

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

Thank the lordt I’m not super skinny anymore. I love being a lil thick mamas.

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

I keep having the weirdest dreams. It’s like I’m living another life every night.

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

You wanna know real comfort? Putting in your silicone tunnels after a long day of wearing cute acrylic plugs.

[Alisa 🫀 @its_alisa_]

@noodlefarts It’s a type of wood 🙄 I also struggled

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

just meal prepped for the weekend