amarylis b. 🇵🇷

elder millennial, new mom.

[bob appetit @flugenhof]

the problem with AI isn't just that it's ugly and lazy, it's indicative of a culture uncaring about everything. you have to care about something. you have to care about what you're putting out in the world. you have to make effort somewhere so people can perceive it.

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

TIRED OF THE SLOW CRUMBS FROM THIS WEDDING GIVE ME THE MEAT (DRESS) AND POTATOES (DECOR AND VOWS) OR LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!

[Bipolar Barbie ❤️‍🔥 @tonedeafandh0t]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew hating Taylor Swift was rooted in misogyny and every day I’m proven right

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

my screentime this weekend is between me god and the kelces

[laura ☆ @midnightstaylor]

real swifties aren’t waiting in front of msg right now, they’re on twitter simultaneously switching from being emotional to being silly goofy

[jr @ageoldclassic]

i keep forgetting this is also travis’ wedding i guess i hope he has a nice day too idk

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

this is my roman empire. this is my white smoke. this is my royal wedding.

[the fate of aniyah ❤️‍🔥☁️ @i_hateithereee]

Screen time this weekend will be between me and god

[S @Likes_Nothing8]

me dressing up as Olivia Benson so that i can attend the wedding

[jezz @JezziiB]

Fox News: “Teenagers aren’t having babies. This is bad.”

Turning Point USA: “Have more babies than you can afford.”

Elon Musk: “We need to have more babies”

The left: “We should welcome immigrants that have skills and want to raise their families here. It would help with the falling birthrate too.”

Fox News: “No. Arrest non-white pregnant women.”

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

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[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Quite literally break my door down to wake me up.