pigeon

lost in my thoughts

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

so 7 hours later, I walk out of the hospital looking like I just fought a fucking bear, and all they can tell me to do is "put on the poly"

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@the_troy79 Nah but then you can be one of those accounts that says to fire something random into the fucking sun every day

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@ItsStrukz Don't mute me 🥺

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

Who the heck is "new year" and how is he always happy

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

It ✨✨alreadyfuckingwas✨✨

[danika mcnair @danika_mcnair]

ahhhh yes... the frigid manitoba winter is on its way, it is dark by 5pm, we are once again in lock down, and everyone’s mental health is about to be in ✨✨absolutefuckingshambles✨✨

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@EamesCaitlin @originaldoaker Jokes on you guys, I had steak for dinner

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

You ever piss off the house spiders? Cause I did and I'm straight up not having a good time

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@AkaMr_Wiz @BillyF46 @MartinJGCC @FallGuysGame My 2 round win says otherwise

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@originaldoaker Where do I sign up?

[Philip Swift @philswiftontv]

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[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

I’m going to give away $7,500 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

Damn this hockey shit makes me happy I never learned how to skate

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

Fuck 420 I’m an alcoholic

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@originaldoaker Sorry, I just dropped a bottle of wine. What's love?

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

@originaldoaker I'm crushing beer tonight if you want in

[pigeon @its_andrusko]

An 8-pack a day keeps the mind at bay 🍺

[Criken @CrikMaster]

How does one do something special for april fools if already a natural born fool 😔

[Neil Webb @neilmwebb]

"You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work."

I've heard this twice today. I think it's an important distinction worth emphasising.