King AB

**Personal Account** Aspiring to be the CEO my parents want me to marry. Kind of funny, definitely sarcastic. Dog mom. Hot mess with a hopeful message.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

15 years of analysis under my belt — if you think I didn’t clock you instantly… well, bless your heart.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

I told God I was overwhelmed. He told me to stop trying to do his job.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

@wxornotBG @joeimel COWS going off in Russellville

[Kentucky Kernel @KyKernel]

A University of Kentucky student is knocked down by gusting wind and rain behind Patterson Office Tower in the first round of storms that swept through Central Kentucky this morning. Video provided by Daniel Portillo.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Update: I am a full blown Swiftie.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

I am addicted to Gilmore Girls and I’ve started reading for pleasure. Next thing you know, I’ll be trading in Biggie to be a Swiftie.

But you’ll never take my luxury bags, that’s where I draw the line.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

@wxornotBG Logan Co. checking in! Historic downtown; just some really heavy rain and flickering lights as of now!

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

.@reed_sheppard CALLED GAME.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

@WKUBasketball I mean, cmon. (My sister is a cheerleader, so I am purely a spectator).

📸 Watch this video on Facebook https://t.co/HDRqVRHJq0

[King AB @its_ayebee]

@WKUBasketball Jamison Glass at TCCHS. You won’t be disappointed.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Just waiting for someone to swing first so I can heal what therapy couldn’t.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

@joeimel Currently in standstill traffic on I-65 south near mm 14. GPS says we will be delayed 45 mins. 🙃

[King AB @its_ayebee]

These fireworks are counteracting my sleeping pill. Like bro, stop plz, I’m big tired.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

I just want it to be known that our Ring Doorbell often detects me as a package, and it’s not wrong. I’m the whole damn thing.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Did they find Kim’s earring? #OceanGate

[King AB @its_ayebee]

A lesson I hate that I learned: if I allow myself to cry before work, grief doesn’t sneak up on me as brutally while I’m there.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Ready to see my name on a few billboards again. Adding “recording space” to the house hunting wish list. 🎙️

[King AB @its_ayebee]

I am addicted to Gilmore Girls and I’ve started reading for pleasure. Next thing you know, I’ll be trading in Biggie to be a Swiftie.

But you’ll never take my luxury bags, that’s where I draw the line.

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Someone pick the girl in the pink ball gown on the Celtics bench already.

[Hayley Minogue @Hayley__Minogue]

“How ya been doing?”

Me:

[King AB @its_ayebee]

Today was the first day I didn’t cry. I took several depression naps, but at least I didn’t cry.