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rotten tomatoes gave this account a 16%

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@NipsPoofy Profound

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tonight we are drinking to die

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife. Happy new year everyone.

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had my tarot read by a guy in a huskers jersey and I am LOCKED IN for 2026

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Burnt ween

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Y’all mind if a couple white boys eat chili by the fire?

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Heatin up stay tuned

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

hanging out with friend who has a vape tomorrow

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@TheOnion happy Halloween

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You sweet, evil mistress

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I’m just gonna say it. I fucking love to vape

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New York fucks bc I accidentally went to a restaurant I watched a documentary about years ago bc I was craving ramen and the place I wanted was closed

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Accidentally asked my coworker to goon me (hand me a crab rangoon). Luckily HR is not being called bc she’s a millennial and doesn’t know slang.

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Made my gf cry teaching her to make a red wine vinegar reduction

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Cute without the E being the song of the weekend is the reason I am moving to New York

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Scary movie commercials — illegal after nightfall. Add that to the big beautiful bill, Don

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Treating speed limit 25 and my age being 25 the same by not rolling my car into a river only to give in to the cold, damp current

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Drunk me habla español like a demon

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Extra negative points when it’s a Netflix cartoon about Greek myths and not even an anime

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Word of the wise girlfriend’s don’t find it hot that you are spending your night watching anime