Blond

hi guys | Professional Knifer | TEiN Supremacy | BfBB enjoyer

[Blond @its_blond]

I love this game so fucking much

[SHiFT @shiftposting]

Hey everyone, here's the vod from last night if you missed my announcement. I've decided for many reasons, the final being that I know any% will continue improving without my physical grind ongoing, that I'm retiring from competitive speedruns of Battle for Bikini Bottom.

For ten long years I've pushed the run down by 26 consecutive minutes with the help of countless others on the R&D side of the community. But I feel now that in order to fulfill my destined role as the event/project organizer of the community, unifier and hype man of everything Sponge, and to finish on my own terms at a crucial time before any further physical injury, this is for the best.

I now have plenty of time and mental clarity to assure you all the definitive August celebration we deserve. Once the festivities conclude, I will immediately begin creating the ultimate documentary for everything BfBB from the creation of SpongeBob SquarePants, to my retirement as a competitor. The follow-up to the original documentaries you've all been waiting for.

Alongside this, I will put together a team of our best to create a community fix for BfBB Rehydrated, which I believe to be the necessary step forward in reviving and cementing our place as the greatest speedrun community of all time. If all goes well, I will apply all I've learned to reviving in-person events for the grassroots speedrunning community. By the people, for the people. With boots on the ground for an entire decade and my ear to the hardest working runners of all time, I assure you I and I alone am the man to lead the charge for a second speedrun golden age. But I cannot do it with the current bandwidth I am allotted - this major life change is necessary to fulfill these promises.

We are only getting older, and the window to take action is closing. I'm looking forward to hitting the ground running, continuing to dedicate my life to the community I love. Now better than ever, knowing for the first time ever, that my beloved game will carry on in my wake. It's bfbb forever bros.

Tonight around 7-8ish we're gonna play the Dutchman and some other Stuff based on what you guys want! This 1.5-month period will be the pregame before the culmination of our hard work - the 10-year celebration. I'm going to see you all there regularly until then - TIME TO HYPE IT UP!!!!

Thank you for letting me live out the dreams of my twenties. Here's to beyond. Faster together, movie forever. 💜

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[Ashley 🇮🇪 🏳️‍⚧️ (Ironclad & Galaxy enjoyer) @anarack_TF2]

im quite fond of this thing

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

im so sorry poe2 i'll go uninstall it right now i promise

[Blond @its_blond]

@Goon_Presence While this enemy is terribly designed I really do not think this at all speaks for how the game’s enemies are 99% of the time

[Path of Exile @pathofexile]

The realms are currently undergoing maintenance. We’ll post more details once the PoE 2 servers are back up.

[Blond @its_blond]

even with summons this fight is an abomination and I refuse to see it in any other light

[fromsoftserve @fromsoftserve]

This def seems like the most controversial of the boss fights in the dlc. And it seems to mainly revolve around people trying to do it solo when it’s entirely designed around the summons imo. It’s meant to be a glorious battle! I adore it. Also made me emotional

[Blond @its_blond]

why does every single person who posts about discord seemingly hate the people that they spend their time with

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

Leap your way into a brand new day 🐸
Rain Shepherd Ivern hops onto the Rift in Patch 26.10.

[Blond @its_blond]

@nyte__lyte @drc777777777 I never thought of that but I feel I morally would HAVE to pick blue because the thought of living in a world where red was pressed more terrifies me even more than death

[Blond @its_blond]

As someone who has adored every last inch of this game. Elden Beast isn't my favorite boss mechanically or even close, it coming after the Radagon and being this beautiful creature that you are fighting in a vast ocean felt so fitting. I can still remember my first win vividly.

[KAK 2 @allenvonghornet]

I’m going to ask this question again and SPECIFY the best I can.

Have any of you, or ANYONE you know, walked away from ELDEN BEAST feeling EMOTIONAL IN ANY WAY. Does any Elden ring ending actually make you feel compelled or emotional. I am 100% team “it sucks lol”

[Blond @its_blond]

Mark was a bad boyfriend but the entire dynamic changed the second she revealed that she had known for some time that he was a super, she held it over his head knowing what was going on. The writers killed all discussion about her when they decided to make that the reality.

[Sethy @Brizksie]

It’s CANON mark was a bad boyfriend and people still blame Amber

[⚔️💗KokoroHatsaru💗⚔️🆖 @KokoroHatsaru]

when you have knights :>

[Lyanne 🩹 @sometimesiwi]

@petallikebricks cameron winter is so hot people are blind

[☆ dr2ws @aimdr2w]

I have almost 2000 hours in this game, reached the highest rank, and heard all voice interactions.

Everyone is queer. Every single character, including the farms.

[Blond @its_blond]

How stupid are you? I didn’t have to think for more than 1 second to think of the vyper/paige voiceline.

[🐺 Mike ⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇹 @mikesulsenti]

I have almost 600 hours in this game and heard all the voice interactions

There is no "queer identities" in this game
It only exists in fan art

[ِ @leonarchiive]

Angela (Grace’s VA) says, “Where’s everyone going ? Bingo ?”

[Blond @its_blond]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

[Nick @NocklesVEVO]

yeah chef lemme get uhhhhhhh cod zombies with nothing

WITH NOTHIN????

[Blond @its_blond]

i love cs sm

[tommy 🇵🇸 @cornFPS]

0-2 DOWN REVERSE SWEEP TO WIN 3-2. WE QUALIFIED FOR PGL ASTANA HOLY FUCK. FIRST COLLEGIATE TEAM IN CS HISTORY TO BE AT TIER ONE EVENT. WINNING MOMENT
(VOLUME WARNING)
@th0rsteinnf
@AlekScsgo
@CrePoWcsgo
@nilsje_cs

[Blond @its_blond]

@MrRoflWaffles yes please oh my god, ive watched you for my entire life and this is the first time i have ever said anything to you. PLEASE play this game it is genuinely the best game I have played in so long

[Blond @its_blond]

@sorocore omg my friend just had that happen too!