Chloe

UVM ‘20 - she/her/hers

[Chloe @its_chelow]

“There’s no such thing as perfe-.... never mind”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Frankenstein: *builds a creature out of literal corpses*

The creature: *is ugly and not attractive at all*

Frankenstein:

[didi🌷 @DiOnBroadway]

*Class starts at 11:10*

Me at 11:06

[Chloe @its_chelow]

My bean🥰

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Have a beautiful day you nasty hoes ❤️❤️

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I need dick for breakfast 🥞

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Hamlet: Let’s watch a play about a guy who murders his political rival by poisoning him.

Claudius, sprinting out of the room at full speed:

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

finstas be naked bitches w tears still in they eyes

[Cyan Banister @cyantist]

What’s your perfect toast? 🍞

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Macbeth: Some witches said I was going to be king of Scotland. Too bad there's already a king.

Lady Macbeth, immediately:

[Maddy @madelinesmoth]

oh my god I promise we *all* fucking know not every man is trash half of us have boyfriends brothers dads friends whatever and love them endlessly if u feel personally attacked by a phrase ur probably just self aware that ur a shitty person

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

Just for you guys 🎉

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Tired: Refusing to tell the Cyclops your name after you blinded him

Wired: Shouting your name back at him and just hoping he’s not related to any gods

[michi🧚🏼‍♀️ @_michelleaguiar]

It’s really sickening and heartbreaking that someone broke into our home and took our dogs. Please, if anyone sees them or sees anyone trying to sell them, please contact me ASAP
I just want my babies back. A simple RT could help

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The raven, tapping at your chamber door once upon a midnight dreary

[𖤐 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾ℯ 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𖤐 @budweiserbreath]

Babe had his dick pressed up against my ass when he asked me how many taquitos I wanted and I said “all of it” thinking bout some other shit so now I got 21 taquitos to eat

[Bryanna 🌷 @bryannaa03]

I wanna love the fuck out of someone and not look stupid