Moonstruck Quotes

I have a feeling this is going to be just delicious.

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Your life is not built on nothing. Ti amo. 💔 #OlympiaDukakis

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The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap. But the man saw I was right.

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What you don't know about women is a lot.

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Do away with her dinner, and any evidence of her, and bring me a big glass of vodka.

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I can't sleep anymore. It's too much like death.

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I got no sleep, but I feel like Orlando Furioso!

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Bobo, take the cart away.

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You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

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The breath had almost totally left her body. She was as white as snow. And then, she completely pulled back from death, and stood up and put on her clothes, and began to cook for everyone in the house. The mourners, and me, and herself. She ate a meal that could choke a pig.

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There's an old saying my mother taught me. You want to hear it?… Don't shit where you eat.

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You should have your eyes opened for you, my friend.… Stick around. Don't go on any long trips.

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Wheres the Met?

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— Are you drunk?
— No, are you drunk?
— No, but I have a hangover.

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— What's that smell?
— I'm making you a steak.
— I don't want it.
— You'll eat it.
— I like it well done.
— You'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood.

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— In time, you will see that this is the best thing.
— In time, you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress.

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Then there’s bronze, which is very good unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong.

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And then there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money, because it SAVES money.

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When he smiles, I can’t see his teeth, what's he hiding?

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Watch it, the house!

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She's got him on his knees. He's ruining his suit.

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Old man… you give those dogs one more piece of my food, I'm gonna kick you till you're dead.