Young King

Writer || Financial trader || son of the soil || Student of life and i know things 😉. #GGMU

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

One thing Cristiano Ronaldo's legacy has taught me is that it's better to lose with honor than to win by deceit. Ronaldo was never handed a World Cup the way Messi was. No matter where life takes me, Cristiano Ronaldo will always be my GOAT. 🐐

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[Young King @its_deroh]

jobless graduates vs rich dropouts!!!

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Nobody talks about how girls raised by single moms turn up to be straight hoes

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

There's an influx of very broke women with iphone 17 pro max here in Nairobi.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The truth no one wants to talk about is that the most leathal Mercenaries when it comes to sex is not these ones that always have their thighs outside. If anything,these ones are the laziest. The ones you should fear are the opposite. The ones who look like they have never heard of the word sex. Kwanza kakue kafupi namna hii,alafu kanavaa miwani,alafu kiatu kanavaa size 3 ama 4. You will think you love segs until you meet these shy demons. They will outfak you bwana.

Unajua ata mimi sikuamini aki,yani niliangalia nikaona kweli ni mimi huyu nimeishiwa na nguvu sa kiume. Kakanikamata namna hii kama Rey Mistirio pale WWE kakanikalia kiuno,sasa niko chini napigania maisha yangu. Nako ndio hako juu kamenikalia kama kiti ya baiskeli. Kanabounce tu. Mpaka karibu nipate ile wanaita Blue balls buana. Ushai sweat haga wewe? I have never been scared of a woman like that before. Alafu baada ya siku mbili kakaniweka shule moja na gachagua,yani hatuoni DP,kakaniblock. Kaghasia. Iyo kitu inauma sana. Fear these short demonic macho nne women. Khabusie!

[scar ♡ @notscarbby]

was i the best part of the colombia portugal game today? I distracted ronaldo from scoring 🙈

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

There is a lot of pressure from Baby Boomers and Gen X directed at Gen Zs and Millennials to make sure they retire rich, with assets and cash. The average life expectancy in Africa is 65 years. Retirement age is 60 years. What's the obsession of living these 5 years as your best?

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

First 3 months unatandika msichana wa wenyewe na mapenzi to fuck up her whole defense system. Dates back to back, random kisses, flowers, gifts, random calls at work, “I just called to hear your voice”, “I saw this and thought of you so I bought it”, laying the pipe well, etc. Alafu unawithdraw yote once and watch the magic. You only survive if she loves you more than you love her.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

The first thing Teachers and police think off after kuingia PnP ni kuchukua loan ya Mita, build a funny house, buy a Toyota Corolla, move to the village and start enjoying a monthly salary of ksh 5,000 for 10 years.

Tangu enzi za Moi

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na vijana niliwaambia hii pesa,hii pesa hatutafuti ya kuweka kwa bank. Apana! Hii pesa tunatafuta ndio tuitumie tuiwache hapa penye tuliiipata alafu tukufe. Sasa wewe usiogope kutumia hii pesa ukipata. Kwani ulikua unatafuta ya nini? Mimi kwanza mambo ya savings niliwacha kapsaa. Sababu niligundua maisha sio kipindi aki. This thing called death is very bladfakin. Kifo inakujanga,haijali ata kama uko na mipango. Kifo inapita nawewe ata ukiwa juu ya slayqueen umewacha bibi nyumbani bwana

Kifo haijali kama umejinyima miaka ishirini,ukasave,ndio uanze kujenga nyumba next week. Inakuja tu. Sasa juu sitaki kifo inipate off guard,niliamua hii wakati niko nayo ndio nitatumia kujitengenesa. Mimi singoji 2050 ati nianze kutumia pesa yangu,hiyo ni ublarinugu. Last year nilichukua nduthi,hii mwaka nimechukua TV kubwa sana imejaza ukuta side moja ya bedsitter

Leo nimeamka usiku kupiga nduru nikidhani Fisi zimeingia kwa nyumba kasarani,kumbe ni Fisi siko kwa TV bwana. TV maduong. Hii ata siwezi soma subtitles aki,kabla nimalize kusoma mpaka mwisho,huku pande ya right washaanza mangumi bwana. Ni mbaya aki. Mimi ata nikikufa kesho,siwezi skia uchungu ati nimewacha pesa kwa bank. Si nishaanunua TV. Miaka yangu hapa duniani nimeitumia msuri kapsa

Khabusie!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

At what point did FIFA decide that women can be referees in men's football matches? I am watching this Ecuador vs Germany match and seeing a woman running around the pitch making crucial decisions that affect men, is disgusting.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Simps are sending money for upkeep to their cheating girlfriends only for her to spend it with a broke mumu who has the ability to make her legs shake. Continue working hard my brother,, comrades are depending on you. Chesaa!!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kule pande ya Lavington inasemekana ukipatwa umeanika nguo kwa balcony wanakupiga fine. For destroying the Neighborhood status aesthetics. Kama huna washing machine ni unapatia househelp nguo anateremka nazo kwake kawangware anazianika huko. Mido cras problems aisee

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

G Moi actually said this ??? Give me some popcorns😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Some of you here,due to the proximity social media has given you,have actually touch with reality. You have become stupid. Some of you have even started thinking you are rich because you interact with rich people in Social media. Ndio Nimeona mwingine juzi amesema G wagon ya 16 mirrion sio expensive. Mark you,the person saying this does not own even a baiskeli. Bwana making such money is not easy,wacha 16 million,ata million moja

Mimi niliingia hii nairobi 2014. Na nakwambia mpaka waleo bado sijaguza One million. 13 years down the line. Na nimejaribu kazi karibu zote hii nairobi. Nimefanya kazi mpaka kwa bank. Pale family bank Mombasa road,hao accountants ni mimi nimelisha. Ni mimi nilikua napelekea wao Omena na ugali ya wimbi lunch. Mwaka wa ishirini kumi na saba,2017. Lakini one million bado sijaona

Bwana let us respect this thing called money. Hii kitu kupata si mcheso aki.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Kwa hyo podcast Onyango Tate was told to give his backend data, he thought anaambiwa aonyeshane mkundu 😂 My mentor was very uneasy until the host explained further what he meant by backend. And I think that was by design tbh😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Women dnt want a man who cheats , but they dnt want a man who can't cheat. They want a man with the ability to cheat that doesn't cheat .