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Java | Fintech | Banking | Enterprise Solutions

[ehis @its_ehis]

@amyybekee Happy birthday Dr Chinedum

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@deolarepublic Konga , ulesson, miva university didn’t scale ?

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that’s why unit test.

[Branko @brankopetric00]

CI pipeline takes 45 minutes to tell you that you forgot a semicolon.

[ehis @its_ehis]

😂😂😂

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[ehis @its_ehis]

“Thank you for the fly over , hip hip hip hurray” 😭😭😭😭

[ehis @its_ehis]

stop reposting this plssssss 😭😭😭

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Kids in Edo State go to visit a FLYOVER 😭

Just to give you a context, I grew up in Benin City and at around the same age with these kids, my excursions were to Nigerian Bottling Company, the Airport, the Zoo

The governor just dey show for the state 😭

[ehis @its_ehis]

@coder_blvck having more microservices than actual users.

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Jesus, please help us delete this abeg

[Sir Francis Imariabe @imariabe_jnr]

My Edo 💔😓😭

Excursion to fly over.

We haven't had it this bad!!

This person who carried this kid here should be flogged!!

[evi. @evistarrrr]

saw this on substack & whew!

[ehis @its_ehis]

@jayhemz C# or Java

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June 7th unlocked a whole new chapter.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

Biafra Genocide.

We remember today over 4.5 million Igbo brothers and sisters who were brutally massacred by Federal Government troops from 1967 to 1970.

Their only crime was asking for freedom.

Let's Retweet in memory of our fallen heroes. 🙏

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

We Remember Our Fallen Heroes Today.

Dear Igbo Nation, today marks 56 years since we tragically lost over 4.5 million Igbo brothers and sisters to the Nigerian–Biafran War. They gallantly fought and died so that we might live. 🕊️

Let's Retweet in their memory. 🙏

[ehis @its_ehis]

anyone with 7+ Java experience will not take a 900k job . TF man !

[HR Beno @BenoHr80463]

Barnsforte Group is Hiring ‼️

Senior Java Development Engineer

💰 Pay: ₦400,000 - ₦900,000 monthly
🏠 Work type: Onsite / Hybrid | Abuja Location

Core Requirements:
- Bachelor's degree with 7–10+ years of deep experience in Java backend development.
-Proven track record building highly scalable enterprise-grade and distributed backend systems.
-Hands-on experience with microservices architecture and event-driven systems.
-Prior experience supporting complex fintech, enterprise, or government technology platforms.

What You'll Do:
-Drive backend engineering, distributed systems development, and cloud-native architectures.
-Build secure API integrations and design systems for large-scale transaction processing.
-Develop and maintain core enterprise-grade applications using modern Java technologies.
-Collaborate within Agile/Scrum software delivery environments to ship robust, reliable code.

How to Apply:
Send your CV and a detailed cover letter to [email protected] using the subject line: “Senior Java Development Engineer - Abuja”

Repost 🔁

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@chinedu_10

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

I once texted a girl first. I mean I knew she liked me so I just made the first move. We talked for months.

One day I stylishly told her that the talking stage was getting too long, she told me talking stage wasn’t her thing. Okay, what have we been doing?. She said she’d been accessing.

When she noticed I was silent and didn’t respond, she said in a sing song voice that I wanted her to leave all the other fine guys and cling to her. She even sighed and said she’d think about it. Never again!

[ehis @its_ehis]

saw someone use Claude to commit and push to GitHub , why waste tokens ?

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@nifsss It’s old age o, old age.

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I think it’s time to pick up rust .

[ehis @its_ehis]

You don’t need to know them all, just know enough to know what to search for. That’s the real skill.

[Stanlee | Web developer @stanlee0nX]

The number of git commands out there that we don’t know>>>>😂

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@franknnabugo Thank you