Elliot Bense

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

please tell him happy birthday (its his birthday)

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

these animals look cool af

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Pull up on LeBron with that same energy then, since you don’t think he’s masculine.

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

You’re on the beach and spot this! What’s your next move?!👇🐙 👀 (IG-howiseedatworld , ghost3dee)

[َ @monstatrezz]

Could have made me feel the pain shit you could have took me. JUST WASNT SUPPOSE BE MY MA

[𓁺𓁺 @exitingcorpse]

hell yeah

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Midsommar (2019)

[juliana @thecityofjules]

free all german shepherds from the police

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Having grown up with them,
Lebron w/ a graying beard in a Lakers jersey rocking a 24 finger band in tribute of Kobe is some alternate universe shit

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

fuck these losers

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

BREAKING: Tom Holland departs Spider-Man role following the news of his first child.

“I love the role [of Spider-Man], but Nicki [Minaj] needs me. She’s going to be a wonderful mother, and I want to be the husband she deserves.”

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

CONGRATULATING MYSELF ON YET ANOTHER IMPECCABLE DAY OF SETTING GOALS FOR MYSELF, MAKING A PLAN TO REACH THEM, AND THEN STARING IN SLACK-JAWED CONFUSION AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN AS NOTHING HAPPENS FOR 5 HOURS

[Miles Boykin @MBoykin814]

My mom found out I put my Xbox live account on her credit card. She been paying since I was in 6th grade😂😂😂

[Mint Blitz @MintBlitz]

He never saw it coming 😂

[bre @badbrehaviorr]

this woman got hit by a truck today and died ... IM-

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

*pets him very carefully*

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM ORDERING THE CLOSURE OF ALL ESTABLISHMENTS WHERE PATRONS CAN GO AND TAKE TURNS COUGHING INTO A WET CUP

WITH THIS HEROIC GESTURE I WILL SAVE US ALL

YES I KNOW THAT OPENING THEM WAS MY IDEA

BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WANTED MONEY VERY BADLY

YES I STILL AM A HERO