Don't let anyone shame you for posting your Spotify wrapped! "nO one CaReS" well I do! I wanna know you're in the top 5% of Sabrina Carpenter listeners or that you listened to 2000 hours of Theo Von's podcast. Let us have this fun stupid thing for one day
Eye doc wants me to put this eye goop on overnight for dry eyes, dentist wants me to wear a night guard, next they're gonna tell me i need to wear a CPAP, cotton gloves with vaseline underneath, and a wrist guard and my sex appeal will never be greater
Why did I choose a career where I have to talk to people all day. I want a desk job where I work from home with my cat on my lap and say "nothing from my end" on zoom meetings and move my mouse around a couple times.