Erin W.

Halloween enthusiast

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

@StephenM you're a fucking ghoul

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

locked in to watch my government mandated hockey yaoi tonight

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

I've loved Taylor Swift for so long but I just can't with this JC Penney ass album 😩

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

No one tells you how embarrassing it is as an adult to have a blue tongue from eating candy

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

Just saw Eddington. I'm begging someone to find Ari Aster a good editor

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

I don't know what labubu is and I don't care to find out

[prance @bocxtop]

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

The most recent episode of The Rehearsal is why I'll never recommend the show to anybody (I love it)

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Just incredible

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

In other news of stupid shit that irritates me for no reason, "crashing out" needs to die

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

My cat died and the world is a nightmare but at least my friend got me hooked on Stardew Valley where life is good

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

Feels good

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

Don't let anyone shame you for posting your Spotify wrapped! "nO one CaReS" well I do! I wanna know you're in the top 5% of Sabrina Carpenter listeners or that you listened to 2000 hours of Theo Von's podcast. Let us have this fun stupid thing for one day

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

Eye doc wants me to put this eye goop on overnight for dry eyes, dentist wants me to wear a night guard, next they're gonna tell me i need to wear a CPAP, cotton gloves with vaseline underneath, and a wrist guard and my sex appeal will never be greater

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

@Fleetwood_Nach Did the same yesterday except with Harry Potter instead of LotR. Truly a healing experience

[Sean @SeanKnowsBaIl]

RFK Jr is gonna be in charge of public health dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOpleaseshootmeinthefuckingfaceOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Erin W. @its_erinnn]

Why did I choose a career where I have to talk to people all day. I want a desk job where I work from home with my cat on my lap and say "nothing from my end" on zoom meetings and move my mouse around a couple times.