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[sam @its_hummer]

My sister is a NP and her husband is a DR and my niece just came over to my house and said “Aw what a cute little cottage.” 🫠 k

[sam @its_hummer]

Not my husband and his dad talking on the phone discussing their favorite Bluey episodes.

[sam @its_hummer]

Pretty sure I broke the Guinness World record for how many times you can blow your nose in a day.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[sam @its_hummer]

Something I can always count on is my dad to send me products on fb messenger that he wants me to buy…him. Ok Jeffery.

[sam @its_hummer]

I just get sad every time I see the Twitter icon now.

[sam @its_hummer]

The Taylor Swift posts really haven’t been that unbearable yet and honestly I’m proud of you guys.

[sam @its_hummer]

@mattrife who tf do you think you are? Charging more for tickets than I paid for Dave Chappelle.

[sam @its_hummer]

@HanBarker22 @Say_er Did Sayre tweet that or Elon Musk? #twittersavior

[sam @its_hummer]

@forever_joshlee Moving an awful lot today 👀

[sam @its_hummer]

I love looking at Find my Friends… feels like I’m looking at a Marauder’s map.

[sam @its_hummer]

@forever_joshlee Lol I’m mad every time I go to buy one.

[sam @its_hummer]

My next tattoo is going to be our furnace filter size bc why can’t I ever remember it??

[sam @its_hummer]

Why is this your background ?

[Jordan Bolton @JordanMBolton]

@its_hummer @PatrickMahomes I barely said it.

[sam @its_hummer]

K

[sam @its_hummer]

My husband talking about @PatrickMahomes , “I want to have his child”.

[sam @its_hummer]

I saw a woman breastfeeding, full tit out, at the grocery store today...ppl are excited to be out the house.

[sam @its_hummer]

2019 isn’t over yet but canceling people has by far been my favorite part. #cancelled

[sam @its_hummer]

People who ask questions on Facebook when you could type the same exact thing into google - why are you this way?

[sam @its_hummer]

A lot of them are old and don’t make sense anymore but maybe that’s a metaphor for my life.