white boy jummer

ND ‘19, all views are my own otherwise they would be better

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

@budlight #BMOC #Sweepstakes

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copaganda in MY wordle? this wouldn’t have happened before they sold out to NYT

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Window washers started on our building today but now it’s raining so they’re just hanging out

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

Just sat through the entire credits to Avatar 2 expecting a post-credits scene where every major character dies from a severe case of the bends

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal oofsted

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

Bro you just played against him

[Bears on CHSN @CHSN_Bears]

"Tremendous athlete. He’s a lot bigger than I thought he was.”

-Tremaine Edmunds on Justin Fields

https://t.co/1ahPGEU2sK

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

“Beach Life”

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never forget that Percy Jackson’s mom married a dude she didn’t love for selfish purposes and then MURDERED HIM when he wasn’t useful anymore #LockHerUp #Justice4gabe

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Ted Lasso props department coming in with the most disgusting “Chicago Style Hot Dogs” I have ever seen. Gross skinny wieners, seedless buns, no colored relish, no pickle spear, poorly assembled. If I got this from a street vendor I would ask for a refund

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you know I had these receipts saved

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Killing the megafauna in video games should have environmental consequences. Like if you kill a dragon in Elden Ring there should be an NPC who says “that was the only thing keeping the local bear population in check, did you not think of how this would affect the food chain?”

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

The White Sox are the first team in baseball history to strike out 40+ times w/ an OPS < .325 in any four game span.

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

@whitesox

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MLB games on weekday afternoons are a blessing in disguise because tbh id rather find out the White Sox suck over twitter than have to watch them implode over the course of two hours

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

Doug Flutie realizing his agent said Nugenix and not eugenics

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

I am the only MLB fan willing to admit this:

They should consider widening the dimensions of the field by 1° at a time until they are happy with the batting average

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

Invesco commercials: “Jay Wright doesn’t have a job, he’s on a tropical beach”

Jay Wright as soon as the commercials end: “I have a new job and I’m working right now”

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

@kgibson97315 @12Medbe please do not reply to strangers’ tweets if you find them confusing

[white boy jummer @its_jimbob]

@siriusblack84 @12Medbe @kgibson97315 I know that was the meaning. Everyone I know knew that was the meaning. I do not want strangers in my replies misunderstanding and trying to explain anything. It is rude and no one wants you to do it.

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@kgibson97315 @12Medbe I am getting everything. You two just seem to be forgetting that the show was canceled for nearly 10 years. Which is very clearly what my first tweet was about.