Jose 🧸

[Jose 🧸 @its_josee9]

peeing while drunk is fun for no reason

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

Life when you start going to the movies by yourself

[ً @wtffrio]

life update:

[lex @seiderblom]

“who sold the house”
me watching the battle of the coasts world series:

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Nothing is beating this.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SportsRob_OG]

There is no other correct answer

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

being the kіII on the final kіIIcam on call of duty

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

Never ending cycle

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you set an alarm for 7am, but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15 and 7:20

[Makhanya @_Makhanya_]

Women don’t understand that this is therapy for men

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

📍

[DOM CRUZ @DOMCRUZMUSIC]

fellas,
get ya haircut
do ya pushups
shoot some hoops
meditate
read more
show love to ya homies
get a car wash
worship your queen if you got one
take care of the family

it FEELS GOOD TO FEEL GOOD

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

You wouldn’t get it dawg https://t.co/oO4bqYtJ16

[:p @UnkleDell]

kids wouldn’t get it these days

[tini @tinistinii]

just took a bump we are so fucking back