Joshua Simpson

Joshua Simpson // Little monster since 2010 // he/him/his // 🏳️‍🌈

[. @gardenpanty]

Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

same

[Dawnwalker Cheese⁴ - Davrin CEO - 🍉🌈🇬🇷🇺🇦 @MeLikesCh33se]

EVERYONE THIS IS -NOT- GENERATIVE AI THIS IS GOOD AI

[ຸ @cashyams]

got pepes 3 times in 24 hours

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

The Specsavers CEO waiting for everybody to damage their eyes tonight:

#Eclipse #UKEclipse #TotalEclipse #PartialEclipse #Eclipse2026 #2026Eclipse

[angloposter @anglopost]

making the mrs look directly at the eclipse so we can get a PIP claim in

[Joshua Simpson @Its_Josh0]

@JackoPol BITCH UR GONNA LOVE IT 🕺🕺🕺 hope we meet the plus sized park hoppers 🙏🙏

[h. 🏆 @hxy4t]

kfc are having an identity crisis why are they selling tandoori naan and matcha i’m gonna get mad

[Joshua Simpson @Its_Josh0]

@RaynerUpdates @JackoPol @tadhg_2002 BYEEEEEE

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Not that Reform lie to you BUT

[michael!! @michaeloddd]

The average 19yo gay experience is getting with men 15+ years older than u and wondering if ur enabling something but also 40yo men are soooo hot idk

[e©️ @chickenorpotato]

eu assim curtindo todos os twittes que falam mal do messi e da argentina

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

If you left an empty seat for each person you’ve killed in Gaza, the stadium would be empty.

[#1 DR. EVIL FAN @EgyptCEO]

the world hasn’t been this British since the British Empire

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

The Sign of the Times fireworks from outside of Wembley Stadium- 4 July (via @wembleystadium) 🌈🎇

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Trees. Trees. Trees. They matter. Plant them. Protect them.

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Hot Take: Religious beliefs are not equal to me being queer and you should have zero legal right to use religion as an excuse to discriminate against things that are actually real

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...