Kaitlyn

Deploying smooth jazz

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

NCP and @CheltenhamBC this must be a fucking joke right? And btw your app is shoddy too @CheltProblems

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

How can the line “Hello Charlotte” be so sexy!?! 😭😭 #QueenCharlotte

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

New ick: boomers using the word “woke” incorrectly

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@McDonaldsUK is this the standard portion for medium fries now?… I mean, I know we’re in a cost of living crisis, but this is a tad stingy!

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

“One can be happy in eternal solitude: a book, a cup of tea, and no company”

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@DanAckerman__

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@wetneptune

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

Today at work I listened to 12 hours dishwasher noise…

Now at the gym I’m listening to Christmas songs.

My Spotify wrapped is a wild ride

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

Uhh @SimonHoneydew & @YogscastLewis, Ikea are selling a miniature version of the Christmas straw goat… 👀🔥🔥

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

Dear authors,

How am I supposed to read the books everyone is raving about and fall in love with your male lead when he has the same name as my wanky ex? 😭

Maybe it’s time kindle introduces a Find & Replace feature?… 🤔

Love from,
One mildly disgruntled reader
Xoxo

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@oohgaryc @RebeccaBredin Put little Mickey to work, ‘bout time he earns his keep! 😂

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@clairedharvey Nah they’re having a big ol’ pool party

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

I don’t believe in heaven, once you die that’s it, worm food…

…I do however believe in a cat/dog heaven, and no one will ever be able convince me otherwise

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

I just wanna fuckᶦⁿᵍ ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᴰᶦˢⁿᵉʸ.

[Disney Park Tweets @WDWoutloud]

Universal is bringing back “Twister…Ride It Out” but only for the next few days and it’s outside

[Mickey Central @Mickey_Central]

That first step out of Orlando International Airport

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

Got our tickets for #HarryStylesLoveOnTour 😭❤️ @roisinwalsh0

[Kaitlyn @Its_Kaitlyn]

@roisinwalsh0 @ahoytiffany I figured it might be considering how much you were banging on about the first one last night 😂😂