kristen roberts

[Gamma Factor @yFactr]

There are Chicagos everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[James @exhaustdata]

The plot of The Odyssey is not dissimilar from the 28 year old’s weekend in Chicago. Just a bunch of things one after another after another after another after another after another after another

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

The Odyssey is about Travis Scott reconciling what happened at Astroworld

[isa (ee-suh) 🍰 @1OfreakygirIs]

When the plane lands and the pilot says “…..and if this is home, welcome home”

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[miri @mishtimere]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

first hypebeast pope

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

the concept of 60 minutes australia sending out their hottest reporter as a way to play mind games with the looksmaxer

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Boss just came up behind me as I was looking at her place on Zillow https://t.co/MDtDQ5focW

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot