Laura Whitehouse

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

My ideal weight is whatever I weigh right now plus a piece of cake 🍰

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Me watching literally every episode of Firefly Lane

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

The dog I’m watching puked up a shit on the carpet in my office and I think that qualifies me to be done with my work week

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Always awkward when a guy shows his porn by accident during a work meeting 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Asked google for a hypochondriac hotline and it just referred me to therapy… great. Now I guess I have anxiety too.

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

I’m trying this new thing where every time I reach for my empty mug instead of getting more coffee I drink water instead. So far I hate it.

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

The main thing I’ve learned from taking personality tests is that I love taking personality tests

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

trying to buy a house in this market be like

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Best part about Election Day: no more campaign ads 🙌🏻

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

This is my week. Very strictly in terms of the Great British Baking show. To be clear, I don’t think I’d do well as a contestant. I just think if I were a themed baking week, I would be custard week.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

“You always see polar bears on ice and snow,” says photographer Martin Gregus, Jr. “But it’s not like they stop living in the summertime.” https://t.co/4qQiWOuIyG

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Actually had to climb over a girl to get to my seat. Stood awkwardly waiting for her to get up but she just didn’t…

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Why are people on airplanes the worst versions of themselves?

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Actual footage of me at the dentist

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

very self conscious about how I was supposed to hold my tongue during my dental cleaning just now

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop. Flu, COVID, and salmonella in three months is quite enough, thank you.

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Instagram favorites is basically the new MySpace top 8

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

@autumnception Aweeee yikes 😳 but also so sweet 🤍

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

😍🤍💚

[POPFLEX @popflex_active]

Something NEW is about to blossom on https://t.co/I2qGStCZOv 👀💐🌸✨

[Laura Whitehouse @its_laurasaurus]

Still laughing at that time my mom revealed she thought OG meant “older generation”