LF

just another tweet about my parents

[LF @its_leonie]

“What’s your guilty pleasure food?”

“I don’t feel guilt when I eat”

💯

[LF @its_leonie]

"..so people left these shirts, these XL shirts and tank tops”

Me: “Excel? like Microsoft Excel??”

[LF @its_leonie]

“How was your snack?”
Mom: “Well… it’s already finished.”

[LF @its_leonie]

„Can we go to a store? It’s too hot in the house, and they have A/C”

[LF @its_leonie]

“Do you know Louboutin’s?”

“It’s pronounced ‘Louis Vuitton’”

[LF @its_leonie]

“Chicken wings or buffalo wings?”
“chicken wings ARE buffalo wings”

“oh wait.. what? oh. true, buffalo’s don’t have wings”

[LF @its_leonie]

„Just ate a burger” ❌

„Just deleted a burger”✅

[LF @its_leonie]

“leonie.. I heard a rumor…

someone said you’re eating chicken…??!!!”

🐓

[LF @its_leonie]

„Why does she look like Mother Earth??”

[LF @its_leonie]

Me: „I changed my gym program to more leg days a week”

Mom: „do you want to have legs like spongebob square pants??!”

[LF @its_leonie]

@vivienfakhoury: „you should do those paintings like that Bob guy”

[LF @its_leonie]

“I am the princessin auf the romman”

[LF @its_leonie]

Hassuna: "Wait until the last set, it’s the final boss”

[LF @its_leonie]

Mom: „Maybe nizel sugerak”

[LF @its_leonie]

Dad: „shu 2ismo? Jack Malone?”

[LF @its_leonie]

Dad: „you should check my Pinterest boards and pins”

the Pinterest in question:

[LF @its_leonie]

Mom: „I want to be latin! I don’t want to be green!!”

[LF @its_leonie]

Mom: „the dramandanous of the new store!”

[LF @its_leonie]

Dad: „How I will do it yesterday? ach yesterday, I mean tomorrow”

[LF @its_leonie]

„She hit the floor, next thing you know, shawty got low low low”

@dedicationtome: „okay what if she fell?? no one ever considered that?!”