Liam.

⚡️ Welcome to my inner monologue⚡️

[Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ @joeyjayisgay]

End homophobia I can’t handle it

[Jordan @_wisemensay]

Privately educated man who has been a politician for a huge part of his adult life which has seen him receive £5m payments thinks he is not the establishment. If you follow or believe anything he says, you are a complete moron

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

I really dream of the day when British life never hears the name Nigel Farage again.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform UK's candidate for Clacton:

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.”

He is such a fucking drama queen.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

The Government must block Nigel Farage’s resignation until the Standards Commissioner finishes investigating him. The people of Clacton deserve the full facts.

If a by-election does go ahead, all parties should stand aside. We cannot give oxygen to this vanity project.

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Every other party should decide to just not run in this by-election to fuck him over.

Don’t indulge him.

[Liam. @its_lixm]

I LOVE JOEY JAY

[Liam. @its_lixm]

I’m so ready to fall deeply in love 🙂‍↕️

[Liam. @its_lixm]

Might just message all of my exes and then leave them on read, happy Sunday 😈

[Liam. @its_lixm]

Idk why but recently I really cba with messaging, can we not just meet up for a chat instead #ApproachingThirty

[Andrew Fisher @merman1974]

Two things caused the mess this country is in:

1. Brexit
2. The Tories

So why vote Reform when:
1. Reform want an even harder Brexit
2 Reform is full of ex-Tories

That is why I will #NeverVoteReform

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Just a reminder! Farage wants to privatise our NHS. If you don’t want to end up in £Ks in debt because you need an ambulance… don’t vote Reform.

[Liam. @its_lixm]

Sometimes I feel like living alone is a social experiment

[Liam. @its_lixm]

@daerelyk Re-read it you silly sausage but also… GET A GRIP OF A MAN 🫦

[Liam. @its_lixm]

@daerelyk GET A GRIP!

[Liam. @its_lixm]

@daerelyk That’s more like it!!

[Liam. @its_lixm]

All of my exes seem to get with someone after being with me, damn maybe I really am the problem. Let’s hope I look hot single 🫦

[Liam. @its_lixm]

@daerelyk But like a hot rat though? 🥵