Michelle Rosinski

Distance runner with an affinity for adverbs. NY🔁CT

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

The closest thing I have to love is the accidental infatuation I’ve developed for the editor of the daily NYT Cooking newsletter purely from habitually reading his words. I’m happy this way. Do not call/text me.

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@mattschaar @aidstationfireb This killed me 😂

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@JohnSug Obsessed with the nicknames keep
It up!!

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@Hunterrider @jballew_horns26 I thought the same thing about Jamil! Was searching and thought he was missed on the roster floating around 😅

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@jessilailkelly 👋😂

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

How do people not share their location at all times with their friends on findmyfriends? My favorite thing to do is call someone and just cold-open with: “I see you’re driving” or “I see you’re home”👀👀

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

Can we sell emotions as NFT’s yet? Example: the feeling you get when you throw a piece of paper across the room and make it in the trashcan

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

One of my fav things to do is lose something, convince myself someone stole it, and find it in my apartment 3 weeks later💁‍♀️

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

The man on the stationary bike next to me, way too into his iPad Peloton class, saw me with just earbuds in and asked, astonished, “are you doing your own spin???” as if I was using a sundial to try to tell time or something

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

Ok I’ll bite… what’s Ozark?

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@travismcelroy Strategery (a better, but incorrect, version of “strategy”)

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

When you lose your phone, a man will immediately ask “is it in your purse” as if that’s not the first logical place to look always

[Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro]

Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning

[jo @cowboypraxis]

all babies should learn baby sign language so they can start gossiping right away

[Sara Hennessey @sara_hennessey]

If I was a bus driver I’d make it all about me and drive by my old apartments

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

@jmurffff Chipotle

[Nik @_NikSpace]

Caller ID isn’t enough for Me I need to know why you’re calling.

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

Adulthood is realizing that - whether you like it or not - there is an It’s Always Sunny episode for everything that happens in your life

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

haven’t known what age i am since i turned 26. one of these days somebody is gonna say “youre 30.” and i will be like maybe, sure.

[Michelle Rosinski @its_michelle29]

If you can’t handle me at my best, my Teams camera will definitely show me at my worst.